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(95973) I thought I just passed out when I came home from the bars on Saturday night. But after throwing up all day on Sunday, I found a half empty package of bacon that was new the day before. I was the only one home. I ate raw bacon when I had the drunk munchies. Allnewlow.

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November 10, 2009 at 11:07 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous
(95973) I spent over four hours last night creating a Facebook page for my cat. Allnewlow.

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November 19, 2009 at 3:19 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous
(00000) A guest speaker came to talk to my Health class about having AIDS. While she was there I was thinking of a funny story and I started busting up laughing as she was crying about giving her unborn son HIV. Allnewlow.

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October 2, 2009 at 12:36 am by Anonymous in - Food
(32507) I don't find my girlfriend attractive anymore, but I stay with her to guarantee regular sex. I've designated specific nights where we sleep together. Beforehand I polish off a 12-pack in order to have drunk goggles and bring myself to bang her. Allnewlow.

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October 10, 2009 at 12:20 am by Anonymous in - Sex
(75201) My daughter was off shopping and her boyfriend stopped by. He was waiting for her and we started to joke around. It turned into wrestling and we ended up in the bedroom. Allnewlow.

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October 30, 2009 at 9:52 pm by Anonymous in - Sex

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.