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(95485) I had to take a #6 REAL bad, but there was no bathroom. I ran out into some bushes, let it all out, and then grabbed some leaves to wipe. I got the worst case of poison oak of my life and lied to my boss that I was out sick for a week. Allnewlow.

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September 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm by Anonymous in - Work

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.