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(95926) Last night, I accidently drunk dialed 9-1-1 while passed out and woke up to the operator screaming at my asking if I was in danger. Allnewlow.

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December 18, 2009 at 2:39 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.