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(95973) I thought I just passed out when I came home from the bars on Saturday night. But after throwing up all day on Sunday, I found a half empty package of bacon that was new the day before. I was the only one home. I ate raw bacon when I had the drunk munchies. Allnewlow.

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November 10, 2009 at 11:07 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous

#1 by Anonymous

I believe they are called "drunchies."

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.