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(91101) This group of girls was sitting across from me at this restaurant. I saw one of them blatantly checking me out. I told the waiter to send her a cocktail of her choice. As I was leaving the restaurant, she said, "Thank you so much!" Little did she know, I dropped the check off at her table. I'm too broke to buy my own meal, so she did. Allnewlow.

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November 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm by Anonymous in - Money

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.