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(94596) My best friends are letting me stay at their house for free. I got drunk and threw up Pina Colada over their white carpet. Instead of cleaning it up I just rubbed it in until they couldn't see it. They still have no idea. Allnewlow.

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October 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm by Anonymous in - Friends

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.