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(00000)One night was jello shots, and they were strong! After a few of them I reached for another, and was shooting it down when someone made a joke and I blew jello shot out of my nose... it splattered on my date. Allnewlow.

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October 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm by Dr._Bold in - Friends

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.