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(32507) I don't find my girlfriend attractive anymore, but I stay with her to guarantee regular sex. I've designated specific nights where we sleep together. Beforehand I polish off a 12-pack in order to have drunk goggles and bring myself to bang her. Allnewlow.

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October 10, 2009 at 12:20 am by Anonymous in - Sex


#1 by Anonymous

Dude, break up with her already and find something ur interested in.

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