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(94597) My boyfriend broke up with me because of my girl-crush on Chelsea Handler. Allnewlow.

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March 11, 2010 at 12:09 am by Anonymous in - Love
(66105) I joined E-Harmony a few weeks ago. One of my qualified matches happens to be my married boss. Allnewlow.

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March 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm by Anonymous in - Love
(98105) I used the restroom while out at the bar. After zipping up and preparing to exit the stall, I sharted out of nowhere. I ended up flushing my underwear down the toilet. Allnewlow.

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March 10, 2010 at 11:50 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous
(94110) The last time I got laid was in 2009. Allnewlow.

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March 10, 2010 at 11:55 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
(00000) I sent a drunken text to my Atheist friend that said "I can't wait until you believe in God!" Allnewlow.

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March 10, 2010 at 11:58 pm by Anonymous in - Friends

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.