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(95483) At the bar last weekend, I ended up rushing outside to puke in a trash can and returned inside and made-out with my boyfriend. I still had vomit breath. Allnewlow.

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September 27, 2009 at 5:33 pm by Anonymous in - Love
(60601) I was driving home from the bar and had to use the bathroom so bad that I peed my pants in the car. Instead of going straight home, I went to the drive-thru at Jack in the Box. Allnewlow.

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September 27, 2009 at 6:50 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous
(93401) After a long night in san fran, I puked up a condom in front of all my frat bros. Allnewlow.

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September 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
(00000) I threw a used condom in one of my drawers. Months later I pulled out a bunch of pictures to show a friend's mom. I forgot all about the condom until she had a hard time pulling some of the pictures apart. Allnewlow.

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September 29, 2009 at 12:17 am by Anonymous in - Sex
(10007) I just played Spin the Bottle and I'm 26 years old. Allnewlow.

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September 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm by Anonymous in - Friends

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.