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(94110) I just said this sentence at the bar: "Oh. I've only slept with 6 of the guys here. That I know of." Allnewlow.

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September 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
(95926) I just found a phone number written on my white board with the name "White Lightning" above it. Allnewlow.

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September 27, 2009 at 11:55 am by anonymous in - Love
(91335) I just peed in a hallway because I could not find a bathroom. Allnewlow.

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September 27, 2009 at 11:58 am by anonymous in - Miscellaneous
(92106) I just got walked in on by the housekeeper who can't speak English at Motel 6 while naked and alone. I had to use my last $10 to call a cab to go home because there was a note on the nightstand that read, "good luck". Allnewlow.

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September 27, 2009 at 11:59 am by anonymous in - Love
(98107) This guy just had to give me a shirt and pay me $10 to leave his house so he could go to school. Allnewlow.

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September 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm by anonymous in - Food

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.