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(00000) I just farted in my own snuggie. Allnewlow

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November 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm by Anonymous in - Friends
(95485) I just had sex with a fat guy to try something new. All new low.

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September 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
(95485) I had to take a #6 REAL bad, but there was no bathroom. I ran out into some bushes, let it all out, and then grabbed some leaves to wipe. I got the worst case of poison oak of my life and lied to my boss that I was out sick for a week. Allnewlow.

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September 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm by Anonymous in - Work
(97404) I hired an escort to go with me to my ten year reunion as my trophy wife so that everyone would think I was successful. Allnewlow.

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October 14, 2009 at 11:21 pm by Anonymous in - Money
(60606) After a long shift at work there is nothing I enjoy more than getting home, taking off my shoes, and smelling my own feet. I enjoy the odor. Allnewlow.

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October 26, 2009 at 5:49 pm by nursebetty in - Miscellaneous

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.