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(00000) I just farted in my own snuggie. Allnewlow

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November 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm by Anonymous in - Friends
(00000) I was so drunk at the Vegas airport that I was unable to navigate through the metal detector and instead ran right into it. I was detained and almost refused entry to the terminal. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm by jdbway in - Work
(00000) I got a drunk dial at 3 am this morning. It was my mom. Allnewlow.

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April 24, 2010 at 12:17 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous
(95485) I just had sex with a fat guy to try something new. All new low.

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September 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
(95485) I had to take a #6 REAL bad, but there was no bathroom. I ran out into some bushes, let it all out, and then grabbed some leaves to wipe. I got the worst case of poison oak of my life and lied to my boss that I was out sick for a week. Allnewlow.

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September 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm by Anonymous in - Work

We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.