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(95771) I told my boss I needed to leave work early to pick someone up at the airport but I really just needed to get home and serve my food in Cafe World on Facebook so it wouldn't spoil. Allnewlow.

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February 4, 2010 at 1:28 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(68508) Recently I started dating a girl because I knew I could get a job through her father. Allnewlow.

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January 13, 2010 at 12:25 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(00000) I forced my tongue down my same sex coworker's throat for my New Year's kiss because nobody would kiss me. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:24 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(98229) I laid off one of my employees on Christmas Eve. Allnewlow.

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December 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(12204) I was really hungover at work one day. Instead of completing a project I had, I Googled celebrities' weight. I now know that Miley Cyrus weighs between 100-115 pounds. Allnewlow.

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December 15, 2009 at 11:36 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(00000) We have a website called allnewlow.com and we didn't update it for 2 weeks because we were too busy studying for finals and catching up on beer pong. Allnewlow.

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December 15, 2009 at 11:33 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(32208) My boss wrote me up for arriving 15 minutes late to work even though I had put in an extra 2 hours the night before. Pissed off, I stayed late at the office until I was alone so I could seek revenge. I licked his coffee cup and spit in his creamer. Allnewlow.

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October 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(94301) I was giving a presentation for work, and I got a fat hard on when the custodian walked in (he looks just like Matthew McConaughey). I got outted by the custodian. Allnewlow.

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October 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(07822) I am 32 years old and just lost my virginity to someone I met on Craigslist while at a work conference. Allnewlow.

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October 14, 2009 at 10:56 pm by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(98228) I partied pretty hard the night before an early shift at work. Showing up extremely hungover and nauseous I spent the majority of the morning puking in the bathroom. Trying to cover, I told my supervisor I was pregnant and had morning sickness. Allnewlow.

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October 3, 2009 at 1:52 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.