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(95464) I lost my camera the other weekend and was most disappointed because I no longer had enough batteries to operate my vibrator. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:35 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I stayed awake all night watching leaked celebrity sex tapes. Allnewlow.

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August 9, 2010 at 6:12 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I had a wet dream about my step sister. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:12 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(37201) I haven't worked out in so long that when I masturbated last night I worked up a solid sweat and was out of breath. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) This guy I hooked up with had a scary big penis. When we were done, my vag was so swollen it looked like I was trying to blow a bubble. I showed my roommate. Allnewlow.

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July 7, 2010 at 3:28 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95661) I told a guy I have Herpes so he would stop calling me. Allnewlow.

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July 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I once screamed so loud while having sex that the neighbors called the cops. Allnewlow.

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July 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(94702) I gave a BJ to a frat boy and allowed him to hose down my face. I did the walk of shame past a church on Sunday morning with red irritated eyes and cum in my hair. Allnewlow.

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July 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(01003) I got drunk and made out with a homeless person. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:06 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95467) I masterbated to Tori Spelling tonight. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:02 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.