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(94597) I can't remember my Valentine's name. Allnewlow.

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February 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(94110) A Perez Hilton look alike propositioned me to have a one night stand and do a real life portrayal of the movie Knocked Up. I considered it. Allnewlow.

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February 15, 2010 at 8:09 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(32207) I haven't had sex in 2 years. Allnewlow.

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February 7, 2010 at 8:23 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(89445) I went home with a guy from the bars. I was really intoxicated and the last thing I remember is kissing him in the kitchen. The next morning we found my underwear in a glass of frozen water in the freezer. Allnewlow.

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January 25, 2010 at 8:27 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(37217) I came onto my son-in-law. When I was confronted by my daughter, I pretended that I have just been diaganosed with early-stage dementia to cover up the fact that I'm attracted to her husband. Allnewlow.

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January 13, 2010 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) All of my roommates are in their rooms having sex right now except for me. I'm going door-to-door to listen in and live vicariously through them. Allnewlow.

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January 8, 2010 at 12:59 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I paid my roommate to leave the house so I could get ass. Allnewlow.

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January 6, 2010 at 11:13 am by admin in - Sex [+]

(53201) I get seriously aroused whenever I see dogs humping. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:45 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(64101) I ordered a stripper to come over while my fiance was away and it ended up being my best friend's wife. We ended up having sex. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:43 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(94105) I let a guy think he could come home with me for a free ride. When we got to my building, I jumped out, ran into my place, and locked the door before he could even park. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:36 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.