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(92126) I'm so broke that I have been using my emergency credit card. The other night I called to check my balance before going to McDonalds. My available credit is $1.32. Just enough for the dollar menu. Allnewlow.

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January 20, 2010 at 7:27 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(94597) I didn't balance my checking account properly and was overdrawn in my account by $-0.52 cents. I had to borrow a dollar from my younger sister's boyfriend to avoid an overdraft fee. Allnewlow.

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January 20, 2010 at 7:23 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(00000) I got frequency checked at In & Out Burger for using my credit card there more than once in one day. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:20 am by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(21211) I told my family I couldn't afford gifts this year because I was behind on my mortgage. Really I just wanted to take a vacation and could only afford to do so by not purchasing gifts. Allnewlow.

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December 30, 2009 at 6:40 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(00000) I had to steal toilet paper from my college today because I couldn't afford a single roll. Allnewlow.

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December 15, 2009 at 3:03 am by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(25313) I went out on a blind date. Afterwards I had him drop me off at a neighbors house a few blocks down from my own because it was nicer than my home. Allnewlow.

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November 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(91101) This group of girls was sitting across from me at this restaurant. I saw one of them blatantly checking me out. I told the waiter to send her a cocktail of her choice. As I was leaving the restaurant, she said, "Thank you so much!" Little did she know, I dropped the check off at her table. I'm too broke to buy my own meal, so she did. Allnewlow.

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November 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(95973) I overdrafted my bank account on purpose so that I could get a double-double from In & Out. Allnewlow.

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November 7, 2009 at 9:32 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(00000) I spent my Saturday night drinking at home alone and bought two expensive watches from the Home Shopping Network after my girlfriend and I broke up. Allnewlow.

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November 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(97404) I hired an escort to go with me to my ten year reunion as my trophy wife so that everyone would think I was successful. Allnewlow.

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October 14, 2009 at 11:21 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.