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(94523) I slept in the bathtub two nights in a row so I could pee my pants in my drunken sleep. Allnewlow.

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February 15, 2010 at 8:03 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(01002) I'm a 28 year old male and my favorite television show is Teen Mom. Allnewlow.

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February 7, 2010 at 8:30 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(15106) I turned a girl down who offered to give me oral sex because I didn't want to miss my neighbor's "Jersey Shore Finale" party. Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:10 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95453) I spent my Friday night watching "Big Momma's House 2." Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:06 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95901) The Taco Bell drive-thru in my town greets me by first name. Allnewlow.

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January 20, 2010 at 7:25 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(50319) I can't remember the last time I showered. Allnewlow.

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January 13, 2010 at 12:52 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(63005) I was bored at church one day and decided to check out allnewlow.com on my Blackberry during a sermon on sinning. Allnewlow.

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January 13, 2010 at 12:07 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(77844) I had to leave the bars early on New Year's Eve because I sharted. But first, I stopped to get pizza for the cab ride home. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:41 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95926) Last night, I accidently drunk dialed 9-1-1 while passed out and woke up to the operator screaming at my asking if I was in danger. Allnewlow.

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December 18, 2009 at 2:39 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(50308) I'm from Iowa. Allnewlow.

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December 15, 2009 at 11:45 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.