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(00000) I named my cat Snookie. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:39 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95973) I joined a church just to get the good, free parking next to school so I didn't have to buy a permit or pay at the meters anymore. Allnewlow.

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August 9, 2010 at 6:03 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95973) I skipped out on the bars and a party to stay home and watch "Lindsay Lohan: The Road to Jail" instead. Allnewlow.

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July 16, 2010 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(59701) I know the lyrics to every Justin Bieber song. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(75201) I said a prayer for Lindsay Lohan. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:00 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(94019) My favorite actor is Vin Diesel. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:54 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(65801) I was starstruck when I saw my local news anchorman at Pete's Coffee. I got an autograph. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:49 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(92607) I went to school with the cast of "Laguna Beach." Allnewlow

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July 3, 2010 at 12:40 am by admin in - Miscellaneous [+]

(53701) I smell my feet every night. I'm 27 years old. Allnewlow

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July 3, 2010 at 12:37 am by admin in - Miscellaneous [+]

(94597) I'm so fat that I've ripped the crotch in my jeans on every single pair I own. Instead of buying new ones, I just wear long shirts, with the button undone and my love handles hanging out. Allenwlow.

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July 2, 2010 at 12:55 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.