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(00000) I gave my current girlfriend my ex-girlfriend's lingerie for Valentine's Day because she left it at my house when we broke up. Allnewlow.

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February 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) For Valentine's Day, my boyfriend brought me a Hot & Ready from Little Caesar's and a home made card. Allnewlow.

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February 15, 2010 at 8:20 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(27606) I plan on taking my girlfriend to Denny's "Free Grandslam Day" on Tuesday to celebrate our anniversary. Allnewlow.

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February 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(70801) I ate Indian food for dinner. While my boyfriend and I were getting busy, I sharted during intercourse. He didn't stop. Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:18 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(37201) I'm on Match.com. My wife found my profile when I ended up being one of her friend's "matches." Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:15 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(29217) I'm dating a guy named Larry. Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:11 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(59601) I let a guy I was't interested take me out for dinner and buy me expensive drinks. I pretended that I had to use the bathroom and exited the restaurant to meet my ex-boyfriend for a booty call. Allnewlow.

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January 13, 2010 at 12:14 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(73017) On New Years Eve I kissed my boyfriend, and, later, his sister in the bar bathroom. He doesn't know. Allnewlow.

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January 13, 2010 at 12:10 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95242) I still have the biggest crush on Jonathan Taylor Thomas and keep all of my old Tiger Beat and Teen Beat magazines from when I was in middle school stored under my bed so I can look at them every night. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:39 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(90116) I spent my Friday night toilet papering my crushes house and I'm 30 years old. Allnewlow.

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January 5, 2010 at 5:37 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.