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(89101) I'm hanging out with this bitch that swears she invented this website...allnewlow!

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January 24, 2010 at 1:21 am by jdbway in - Friends [+]

(94597) I was out of toilet paper at home so I stole a roll from my office because I was too lazy to go to the store after work. Allnewlow.

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January 10, 2010 at 9:26 pm by kells29bells in - Friends [+]

(00000) I let a random guy give me a hickey on the dance floor to make my booty call (who was watching) jealous. He told me I could only come over if I brought the dude with me. Allnewlow.

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January 2, 2010 at 11:14 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95485) My best friend and I planned to play Barbies when we went back to visit my mom for Thanksgiving. We are 26 years old. Allnewlow.

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November 25, 2009 at 10:40 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I just farted in my own snuggie. Allnewlow

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November 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95926) I went into work over an hour late so I could snuggle with my cat. Allnewlow.

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November 5, 2009 at 3:33 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(94596) My best friends are letting me stay at their house for free. I got drunk and threw up Pina Colada over their white carpet. Instead of cleaning it up I just rubbed it in until they couldn't see it. They still have no idea. Allnewlow.

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October 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I got a blow job in the girls bathroom at a hotel by a random girl I had met that night. When she was finished she told me it was my turn..I told her I only do that with my girlfriend. In a very angry voice she said do it. I went down against my will. It was dirty down there...Allnewlow.

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October 26, 2009 at 1:05 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000)One night was jello shots, and they were strong! After a few of them I reached for another, and was shooting it down when someone made a joke and I blew jello shot out of my nose... it splattered on my date. Allnewlow.

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October 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm by Dr._Bold in - Friends [+]

(00000) I drank tequila with the guys. They passed out. I went to the bathroom and then I woke up the next morning to find out I'd spent the night on the toilet. Allnewlow.

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October 6, 2009 at 11:04 pm by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.