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(95973) I spend over $30 at Carl's Jr on Friday night when I was blacked out. For myself only. Allnewlow.

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August 30, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(95677) I served corn dogs for dinner at my wedding. Allnewlow.

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August 3, 2010 at 1:16 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(95661) For my college graduation, I requested my gifts be in the form of gift certificates to McDonald's. When I got one to Burger King, I threw a temper tantrum at my family barbeque. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:13 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(95485) I spent last Saturday night knitting and cuddling with my cats. I'm 25 years old. Allnewlow.

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July 7, 2010 at 3:13 pm by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I love to watch intervention about eating disorders while eating pizza. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:07 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(91224) I go to Chuck E. Cheese once a week because I love the pizza. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:03 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(39167) I made pot-brownies for my office. Allnewlow.

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July 3, 2010 at 12:26 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I took my dinner with me to eat on the toilet while I was taking a crap. Allnewlow.

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May 14, 2010 at 2:11 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I convinced my mom that doggystyle is a way to order food if you want it to be fresh. Now, ever time we go to a restaurant, she orders her steak doggystyle. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:53 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I got arrested for threatening to kill a woman at Taco Bell who wouldn't serve me after they were closed. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:38 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.