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(00000) I purposely take my ugliest friends out to the bars with me so that I look better than them. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:49 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95926) I added a bunch of strangers as friends on Facebook just so that they would become my neighbor in Cafe World so that I could get the next expansion. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:46 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I told my professor that my grandmother died so that I could go to a Jonah's Brothers concert. I am a 23 year old man and went alone. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:44 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(00000) When I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, I sent her a video message of me having sex with one of her roommates to get back at her. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:43 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I was really mad at my roommate so I put my hand way into my butt crack and then wiped my fingers all around his coffee cup while he was in the bathroom. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:40 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95926) I missed my good friend's gratuation from the master's program because I hooked up with a random and woke up in an unknown apartment with no vehicle or transportation. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:39 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I got arrested for threatening to kill a woman at Taco Bell who wouldn't serve me after they were closed. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:38 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I just found out that Alaska wasn't an island because they always have it off to the side on maps. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:37 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(00000) I told my fiance that I wouldn't marry him unless he got the tatoo I wanted him to get for me. Now, he has a tramp stamp that says, "Tina's Bitch" and I'm about to dump him. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:35 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) My first real date was to a Senior prom. I was 24 and a college graduate. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:34 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) To get back at my boyfriend for cheating on me, I purposely put crab meat in the dinner I cooked for him because he's highly allergic. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:32 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I hate my girlfriend's cats so whenever I have to take a crap, I lock them in the bathroom with me just so they have to smell it. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:30 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(00000) I'm cheating on my boyfriend with his dad. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:29 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I got a job at McDonald's just to get free food. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:28 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(95973) I'm taking a child development class just to hit on girls who think I'm sensitive. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:26 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95926) I went to an AA meeting to pick up vulnerable chicks. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:25 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.