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(00000) I was so drunk at the Vegas airport that I was unable to navigate through the metal detector and instead ran right into it. I was detained and almost refused entry to the terminal. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm by jdbway in - Work [+]

(00000) I was really mad at my boyfriend for choosing a party over me one night so the next week, after he finished writing a paper, I went in and added a sentence that said, "I bet your mom sucks great cock." and printed it out for him, knowing that he woulnd't look it over before turning it in. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:20 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) For my dad's 50th birthday, I got him a stripper. It ended up being my ex-girlfriend. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:08 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95776) I got fired from a babysitting job for ordering porn on their tv. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:04 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(00000) I broke up with my girlfriend on the same day she found out her dog died. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:03 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) In high school, I wanted to make my ex-boyfriend mad because he dumped me so I wrote "HOMO" in huge black letters on the back of his truck. At the time I didn't know that he drove the exact same truck as the principal and I got suspended for a week. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:02 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) I didn't really know what to do during my first blow job so I just sucked as hard as I could on the tip and stuck my tongue in the hole. He punched me in the head and left me on the side of the road. Now I am afraid to go anywhere near a penis with my mouth. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 2:00 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I told my little brother, who is a sophomore in high school, that the next step after feeling a girl up is to slap her across the face with his penis. She told her parents and now my brother is grounded until he's in college. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:59 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) I forced my boyfriend to let me take a picture of him in my naughty nurse costume so that if he ever broke up with or cheated on me, I'd have something against him. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:56 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) I convinced my mom that doggystyle is a way to order food if you want it to be fresh. Now, ever time we go to a restaurant, she orders her steak doggystyle. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:53 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I purposely take my ugliest friends out to the bars with me so that I look better than them. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:49 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95926) I added a bunch of strangers as friends on Facebook just so that they would become my neighbor in Cafe World so that I could get the next expansion. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:46 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(00000) I told my professor that my grandmother died so that I could go to a Jonah's Brothers concert. I am a 23 year old man and went alone. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:44 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(00000) When I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, I sent her a video message of me having sex with one of her roommates to get back at her. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:43 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(00000) I was really mad at my roommate so I put my hand way into my butt crack and then wiped my fingers all around his coffee cup while he was in the bathroom. Allnewlow.

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April 7, 2010 at 1:40 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.