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(01003) I got drunk and made out with a homeless person. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:06 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(91224) I go to Chuck E. Cheese once a week because I love the pizza. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:03 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(95467) I masterbated to Tori Spelling tonight. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:02 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95776) I dvr'd a bunch of college sports to look tough in front of my bros but really am secretly obsessed with Dancing with the Stars. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 2:01 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95973) I paid $50 for 2 beers on the 4th to try to get a girl. She dissed me and took both beers. Allnewlow.

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July 6, 2010 at 1:58 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(97201) I work for BP. Allnewlow

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July 3, 2010 at 12:41 am by admin in - Work [+]

(92607) I went to school with the cast of "Laguna Beach." Allnewlow

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July 3, 2010 at 12:40 am by admin in - Miscellaneous [+]

(92101) I'm unemployed and gave myself a brazilian bikini wax. Allnewlow

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July 3, 2010 at 12:39 am by admin in - Money [+]

(53701) I smell my feet every night. I'm 27 years old. Allnewlow

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July 3, 2010 at 12:37 am by admin in - Miscellaneous [+]

(39167) I made pot-brownies for my office. Allnewlow.

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July 3, 2010 at 12:26 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(02113) I had a sex dream with Snooki. Allnewlow.

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July 2, 2010 at 1:06 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(64108) The economy is tough, but I finally got a job. As a carnie at the local fair. Allnewlow

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July 2, 2010 at 1:05 am by Anonymous in - Money [+]

(94132) I broke my girlfriend's pinky toe during sex. Allnewlow.

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July 2, 2010 at 1:04 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.