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(10257) Today I found out I was getting divorced via Facebook. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(00000) I called in sick on the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:18 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(95661) For my college graduation, I requested my gifts be in the form of gift certificates to McDonald's. When I got one to Burger King, I threw a temper tantrum at my family barbeque. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:13 am by Anonymous in - Food [+]

(00000) I had a wet dream about my step sister. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:12 am by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95926) I cried because my friend went to see Eclipse without me. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:10 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(95485) I asked Bret Michaels to be my date to a wedding. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:08 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(95926) I told my mom I got married in Vegas because I thought it would be funny and she had to take her heart pills so she wouldn't have another heart attack. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:08 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(75201) I said a prayer for Lindsay Lohan. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 1:00 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(94019) My favorite actor is Vin Diesel. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:54 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(95101) I made my roommate do a quick smell check down under before I left for my date last night. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:52 am by Anonymous in - Friends [+]

(65801) I was starstruck when I saw my local news anchorman at Pete's Coffee. I got an autograph. Allnewlow.

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July 9, 2010 at 12:49 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.