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(01002) I'm a 28 year old male and my favorite television show is Teen Mom. Allnewlow.

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February 7, 2010 at 8:30 pm by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

(27606) I plan on taking my girlfriend to Denny's "Free Grandslam Day" on Tuesday to celebrate our anniversary. Allnewlow.

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February 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(32207) I haven't had sex in 2 years. Allnewlow.

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February 7, 2010 at 8:23 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(95771) I told my boss I needed to leave work early to pick someone up at the airport but I really just needed to get home and serve my food in Cafe World on Facebook so it wouldn't spoil. Allnewlow.

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February 4, 2010 at 1:28 am by Anonymous in - Work [+]

(89445) I went home with a guy from the bars. I was really intoxicated and the last thing I remember is kissing him in the kitchen. The next morning we found my underwear in a glass of frozen water in the freezer. Allnewlow.

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January 25, 2010 at 8:27 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

(89101) I'm hanging out with this bitch that swears she invented this website...allnewlow!

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January 24, 2010 at 1:21 am by jdbway in - Friends [+]

(70801) I ate Indian food for dinner. While my boyfriend and I were getting busy, I sharted during intercourse. He didn't stop. Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:18 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(37201) I'm on Match.com. My wife found my profile when I ended up being one of her friend's "matches." Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:15 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(29217) I'm dating a guy named Larry. Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:11 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]

(15106) I turned a girl down who offered to give me oral sex because I didn't want to miss my neighbor's "Jersey Shore Finale" party. Allnewlow.

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January 23, 2010 at 3:10 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

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We’ve all had it happen. All New Low was founded to pronounce those moments in which we find ourselves with compromised dignity due to intoxication of love, stupidity, or substance. Such situations have left many of us with a feeling of embarrassment, coupled with great regret, and a promise to ourselves (and to all of our friends) to forget our bad decisions. Rather than pretend we never make mistakes, All New Low allows us to embrace our misadventures and ultimately share in a good laugh, as we realize the adage, “We’ve all been there,” ALMOST always applies.